Unable to produce a balanced budget for the state, Gov. Jan Brewer and legislative leaders turned their attention to the most important task at hand — writing press releases.
They have been thumping on their typewriters since 1 a.m. this morning, according to their offices.
“The governor is only using one finger when she is typing, so it makes the process laboriously long,” said Paul Senseman, the governors’ spokesperson. “But she is getting there. The last time I checked, she was almost done with her first paragraph.”
Senseman said Gov. Jan Brewer uses a slick Smith-Corona Silent-Super typewriter, which has been recently painted pink, her favorite color in the entire world.
Senseman said Brewer is making the “ultimate sacrifice” by enduring the pain from the thump-thump-thump motion of her right middle finger.
Meanwhile, Senate President Bob Burns has also been typing furiously using his Olympia SM 3&4, a very efficient machine.
But Buns is faster than the governor since he is reportedly using two middle fingers at the same time.
“It makes sense to use two middle fingers rather than just one, since you can hit two keys at almost the same time and create a two-letter word such as ‘ah’ and ‘oh’ a lot, lot faster,” said Senate communications director Laura Devany.
They have been thumping on their typewriters since 1 a.m. this morning, according to their offices.
“The governor is only using one finger when she is typing, so it makes the process laboriously long,” said Paul Senseman, the governors’ spokesperson. “But she is getting there. The last time I checked, she was almost done with her first paragraph.”
Senseman said Gov. Jan Brewer uses a slick Smith-Corona Silent-Super typewriter, which has been recently painted pink, her favorite color in the entire world.
Senseman said Brewer is making the “ultimate sacrifice” by enduring the pain from the thump-thump-thump motion of her right middle finger.
Meanwhile, Senate President Bob Burns has also been typing furiously using his Olympia SM 3&4, a very efficient machine.
But Buns is faster than the governor since he is reportedly using two middle fingers at the same time.
“It makes sense to use two middle fingers rather than just one, since you can hit two keys at almost the same time and create a two-letter word such as ‘ah’ and ‘oh’ a lot, lot faster,” said Senate communications director Laura Devany.
Author: Morpheus Kingofdreams
